Paddle Floats = Fraud?

My experience

– Last Updated: Apr-25-13 11:35 AM EST –

I learned to do a solo reentry in calm water. When I then practised in rough water I was not able to do it despite many attempts. That is no doubt due to age and fitness. If you have any special circumstance like being less fit or agile, you could find that the window of opportunity, for example between waves, is just too short to allow you to reenter. It would easily take me four times longer than a younger, fitter person to reenter.

Realizing that I couldn't do a reentry in the conditions that were likely to have dumped me changed how I kayak. I no longer count on being able to reenter and I adjust my trips accordingly. I'm guessing that I'm not the only person in this situation---able to reenter in calm water but overwhelmed by rough water. I wonder how realistic people are about their reentry skills.

A paddle float isn't a fraud, but it is only as good as your own skills and fitness.

my thoughts:
This guy is a loon with too much time on his hands. Any sane human being who was truly concerned about safety wouldn’t go about it slandering competing products.



I would never return to that guy’s website again, and I hope he gets his ass sued off.

agree with veryone
Paddlefloat is the first recovery skill taught to sea kayakers as it is relatively easy to do. But most more advanced sea kayakers won’t use that as their rescue of choice (if my roll failed, I would do a scramble if alone or T rescue if I had others around). As others have said, a paddlefloat rescue does have its limitations, both based on the skills and training of the person doing it and the conditions. But it is part of the toolbox of skills one should know.



Now looking at what the sponsonguy claims, that we need a foolproof recovery method. I am pretty sure that his sponsons are not foolproof. I am almost tempted to get a set and test, but think I’d rather just ignore this guy.

tried it
Maybe 10 or 15 years ago I bought a pair of those sponsons and set up my Mariner Express (which I have since sold) for them. I did a bit of practice with them, and they seemed to me better than the paddle float. They took longer to deploy but it was much easier to re-enter. It was very stable once you re entered and for bailing out the water. A bit of a hassle to then un-deploy them.



Don’t let your dislike of the originator dissuade you from giving them a try.

when a sales rep is dishonest
and disingenuous to the point he is, it’s hard for that to not reflect on his product. A good product doesn’t require dishonesty to sell.



I’m sure sponsons are another tool in the toolbox, just as paddle floats are.

But…
…what about rule 91, never buy anything from a crazy person? I think I’ll wait until a sane person steals his idea, then try it. Wait, that violates rule 73, never buy a product sold by someone who stole the idea, dang…

True
If a reasonable person were selling them, folks might take sponsons more seriously.



Years ago I had a similar setup that was supposed to make a sailboard more stable for beginners. It did work – to a point – but had disadvantages as well.

Foolproof ?

– Last Updated: Apr-25-13 6:53 PM EST –

Is the sponsoon system foolproof

Sponsoon system requires CO2 cartridges doesn't it?
CO 2 cartridges are foolproof?

Sponsoon system requires flotation bags doesn't it?
Flotation bags are foolproof?

Canoes & kayaks require paddlers.
With the sponsoon system; even unskilled paddlers are perfectly safe in any condition.
No training, no practice, no skills, no pfd, no decision making skills, no trip plan, no radio, no lights, no paddle float, no tow system, no first aid kit necessary.
Your boat is outfitted with sponsoons; you're good to go!

NOT!
BOB

A nut case

– Last Updated: Apr-25-13 1:56 PM EST –

Many's the time I've "started" to read one that guy's rants, but never once did I get far. His approach is so over-the-top and full of made-up accusations as to be intolerable to read, and he completely misses the point that taking a boat that has certain performance attributes and converting into an ungainly life raft may not be what most good paddlers are looking for. I can't help but wonder if a person could possibly be so totally intolerable in real life as he makes himself out to be via the things he writes. Surely not, but then, I'm wrong quite often about other things so...

right. nothing is “foolproof”
(particularly to us kayakers and canoeists!)

it sort of makes me sad
I agree. His message gets completely lost in his rhetoric.



This guy is on such a rabid crusade that he’s really making a spectacle of himself, and it makes me feel a bit sad for him. Something is missing…



If I met him, his crusading would always be on my mind.

Re-entry roll
The paddle float can serve well as insurance for this technique.

Seen his shtick before.
I believe this guy is angling for legislation requiring his product on every paddlecraft. He is definitely performing for the nannies and those who would want nannies.

I never thought of that before
You might have hit the nail on the head.

Give him…
Give him a free cell phone, and tell him,

“Call someone who cares”.



And give him some free cheese to go with his whine.



Some people will bitch if you hang em with a new rope!





BOB

Mellow Out
I don’t see why everyone is getting so excited about the guy. I don’t know him, only briefly skimmed his rants, and the rants of those that don’t like him. I don’t care about him one way or the other.



However, those sponsons are reasonable and well worth a try. They are not great, neither is a paddle float. I don’t carry the sponsons any more, but they do function and are an added backup.



Ignore all these personal attacks, even if they are true, and think about the sponsons.


mellow out?
The OP asked for input on the nutcase’s site. People are answering. If you don’t like the answers - don’t ask or don’t read them.



Anyone who truly believes in sponsons ought to have a nice chat with this guy and ask him to “mellow out”, because he’s not helping the cause.


Seems to me
if one wants to be helpful to the OP, it might be slightly better to talk about the sponsons, not the web site or the purveyor. I am certainly not a believer in the sponsons, however I actually mounted them on my boat and experimented with them.

The sponson guy
He has an agenda. 'Nuff said.



But since you are new to this, you should also learn sooner rather than later that ALL rescue options have a failure point. The paddle float loses its value in waves, at least for most people. The roll can be a non-starter if you have insured a shoulder in the course of getting upside down. The cowboy requires physical strength that that may not be present if you have been battling difficult conditions for a while on the water. And I am sure others could run that list on just about forever.



Hence the two basic suggestions of long boat kayaking -always know more than one self-rescue, and paddle with others who can help you if your personal options run out.

Sponson Guy is a small antelope,
a dik dik.



Harmony offers a serviceable sponson kit for anyone who insists on trying them.



I’d like Celia and kayakmedic to explain how one capsizes in a sea kayak. My Necky Looksha Sport sits so low and steady under my considerable weight that I cannot believe it would capsize under any conditions under which I might have put to sea.



Reboarding, whether with a paddle float or sponsons, is so unlikely for a 6’ 5" paddler that I would rather put my time into brushing up on rolling.