An' yer reckon why? Cuz, ah's gots "heavy fat" an' sink like a lead bag full o' Kryptonite - dats why! Even a standard 16.5 lbs. lifevest ain't 'nuff ta keep dis varmint afloat.
Waan me carries a VHF radio (required fer National Canoe Safety Patrol duty on de Upper Delaware River) it's in me lifevest pocket.
Ah' poysonally dun't do much "open water" me'self. Mostly rivers an' kreks an' ah' dun'y care iffin' it be 1" or 100' deep, hot or cold, miserable or not - ah's always waars it an' zipped up.
Ritual reserved for prepping trailer I have two rituals (PLEC and BATHS) when using the trailer, both intended to prevent creating a hazard for anybody else:
Place (coupler securely on ball)
Lock (coupler’s latch–another way to ensure that the placement is secure)
Electrical (connect the trailer’s wiring to the truck’s)
Chains (hook them up)
and
Bearings check (for signs of grease leakage)
Air pressure check
Tread wear check
Hatch covers secure
Straps check
The acronyms help me go through the list systematically.
Apparently, you have chosen to target my posts, perhaps because they are articulate?
You're repeating yourself, so I'll repeat myself: the decision to make an exception is not hard nor does it take "agonization."
Not everybody dithers over these kinds of decisions. If you do, you've found YOUR solution, so your continued harassment of other people's decisions reeks of an agenda tied to business interests.
P.S.
If you truly find it so laborious and slow to make these kinds of decisions, I hate to think what you're like when something unexpected happens on the water. Yikes.
No Cigar Some responses to my posts I can easily dismiss, not as replies, but rather as involuntary spasms. Others, though, become so tortured as to cause actual pain, probably both to their authors and to the readers. Guideboatguy, I suggest that you carefully re-read your post–talk about crippling decision/indecision syndrome! Why not just buckle your seatbelt or put on your PFD and cut the Gordian Knot. Break Free! But it may be that “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach.”
...because most of your posts have obsessed over people who make different decisions than you do, and ridiculed and misrepresented simple decision-making on the part of those who decide not to wear a PFD. Even after they tell you it's a simple decision.
I'd cite more needless mudslinging but despite your feigned indignation, I trust you can probably find it for yourself.
Disappointment! Slushpaddler, I’m disappointed by the thinness of your skin when it comes to discussing this PFD issue, one you wholly agree with me on. You and several of my other critics flail away at me with ad hominem nonsense, rather than robustly defending your various points of view. I’ve actually been called an “academic”, an “engineer”, somebody with close ties to the PFD industry–Oooo, the pain! Of COURSE I have opinions about PFD wearing that are at variance with some of your friends (not you, as you well know), but I thought, obviously wrongly, that you were up for vigorous discussion. I was wrong.
I always wear my PFD. Despite being a good swimmer and having never capsized in a multitude of years of shoreline paddling, I always wear it to avoid the most certain overzealous torrent of wrath and judgement to ensue.
I always wear a PFD Everybody I paddle with always wears a PFD, and there is never any discussion about it - everyone just puts it on. Fortunately for me its not an issue.
It is probably because… those of us in the north have had limited chance to actually get on the water outside of a pool since the launches froze over. Though people have drowned in a bathtub, so maybe it is just luck.
Most of the time The only exception is if it is really hot and humid and I start sweating underneath it and it gets miserable I will take it off and put it under the deck bungees.
Pikabike, we've both failed miserably to address the really important part of this whole thread, don't you think?: Whether I misquoted when I used the term "PFD Industry" (I did), and then whether your own posting of "Industry" was a misquote (it was). We both know, or should know, or should have remembered, that your original accusation was that my posts "reek of an agenda tied to business interests." Yes, you actually posted that--go check. You are so cruel, so mean! And it hurts so much!!
whether the lack of a PFD is truly causal to their demise or whether is more indicative of a greater problem, namely inexperience.
As consequential with regard to inexperience are insufficient skills and lack of knowledge. Furthermore, those deficiencies would lead to poor decision making and a lack of situational awareness that substantially increases risk.
The paddler that ventures into the sea without sufficient understanding of the weather, tides, cold, and “sea states” probably both lacks the skills to deal with the situation and lacks a PFD (as well as other requisite gear).
So what to do? Perhaps more education would be beneficial. None of my boats came with links to “getting started” videos.
Although most new paddlers buying rec boats to paddle around the bay aren’t likely to sit through “Sea Kayak with Gordon Brown” or read Franco Ferrero, a basic instructional on currents, wind, consequences of capsize, cold, basic gear, etc… could go a long way toward prevention.