Explain perling

Tell ya magoo, tat twer a dilemna.
Would it be the “tumblin’ o’er gunwales to swim in wave-formed tunnels” one, or perhaps the “grabbin’ tight to gunwales cause right bout now is when the fun fails” other.



This damn English language is more fickle than a Donald Trump mistress being treated to a “sorry bout that baby, here, have a shoppin’ spree-on-me at Sachs, see you at the Plaza tonight, room 6942”, size 8 Versace cocktail dress A or B or Vera Wang C, oh hell I’ll take all three, moment.



Makes me wanna take up Canary Island whistlin’!



TW