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Some might say, “Shoo!” to a water moccasin,
but what is there to say to loafer viper of chagrin,
when it’s coming cross the water an out-of-boat embodied schism,
like some reversed steroidal tadpole propelled per prolonged priapism?
I mean, what with all that whirlin’ and twirlin’ and entanglements, even muskrat love needs a little marital aid every once in awhile, don’t ya think?
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Jeff Bezos’ rocket in the water was 100% worth starting the thread. So far this is the winner.
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Saw this on the Saluda River nailed to a tree facing the river last March. Your guess is as good as mine.
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Free to a good home. Stable, but doesn’t track as well as expected. Designed to fit narrow S-curve feeder streams.
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The Yellow Rose of Texas,
posted Palmetto State now vexes,
all those paddled up to see,
not just the only girl for me.
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I’ve paddled canoes where my partner just sat in the front and looked at me as well.
Hope you had a good time out on the water. 
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They are Mennonites, not Amish…
- former Ohio gal
Well, whatever they are/were; they sure were not canoers.
Luckily some pnet paddlers came along and helped them out, or one of them may have ended up under the strainer or the canoe.
We met the same group on the river a year or two previously. They were all wearing the same, thin, cotton dresses, and little bonnets, and most of them were hypothermic. Got ahold of the canoe livery, and told them they had better come get them off the river, and they did.
BOB
Too cold for me…
Credit to: Zaloo’s Canoes | Canoe, Kayak, and Tube Rentals in Jefferson, NC (zaloos.com)
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Probably don’t need gear.
Rstevens15, you know that’s just wrong. You need short ski poles or a pair of kayaking axes for ice kayaking.
Some people like paddles with really big blades.
Probably better with snow pack using the 252 sq in (1,625.8) cm2 blade, but wouldn’t it be easier with less flutter using asymmetrical shaped double blades, with twin handles.