YOU’ll BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT YES, INDEED, THERE IS…
Last Updated: Sep-28-05 6:40 PM
[Note date: you are not alone, many have asked. Old hands on the boards have been answering inquiries like your for ages. Here is a tongue-MOST-firmly-planted-in-cheek synopsis of responses.]
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Long-lived, famed designer Rube Goldberg, in consulation with QCC, OK, WS, CD, Pelican, Hobie, Tim Neimeyer, Nigel Foster, a native Alaskan, a native Greenlander, and the Swiss Army knife people, has come up with THE one boat, the ONE boat, that does it all.
You won’t, absitively, posilutely, will NOT -believe what this super kayak is capable of…!!!
My strongest advice to you, friend, is to get one, IMMEDIATELY, and -heck, why stop at III, try IV, and then the Golden Gate, and then Florida’s 10,000 Islands, and some Keys mangrove tunnels and then take it out into the Gulf stream off Miami or the hump in Islamorada for some bluewater angling, and finish up on Hawaii’s North Shore in winter -it’s warmer than California.
This IS that Wholly Grayle that many have tried, and some have advertised.
It sprints fast and accelerates quick like a scared rabbit, cruises long, speedily, and effortlessly, and does it on a rail, packs a ton of gear, with a low deck and tight hatches, has great primary and fantastic secondary stability, yet rolls like a log, turns on a dime, and is strong yet weigfhs in at 40 pounds. It has a terrific seat, doesn’t need a rudder or skeg, weathercocks only when needed, and isn’t blown about by wind, currents, or changes in the value of a dollar or a gallon of gas.
Perhaps the best thing about this boat is its stellar forgivability. It is SOOO cool, your Significant Other will forgive you it’s rather steep price AND the time you spend with it, instead of…
Heck, it’s SO good, THEY’LL demand -DEMAND! -one, too!
It made of super strong undentable scratch- and scrapeproof lightweight flexibly rigid carbon kevlar polymetric genetically unmodified metalloplastic composite.
AND -BEST OF ALL? It can be paddled by an expert beginner at an intermediate level almost immediately. It even has a negatively sloped learning curve.
That is one boat you can, ANYone can, easily, joyfully, speedily, anywhere, anytime,
PADDLE ON!
-Frank in Miami