Yes folks, it’s that time of year again - time for tall tales and pictures of Santa Claus. Well here’s mine, and you’re probably not going to believe it, but it’s true. I saw Santa, and he was not in a sleigh being pulled by reindeer. He was in a canoe - a red canoe. Here’s what happened.
It was Christmas Eve a couple of years ago. I had finished all my shopping so I decided to take my canoe out for a short trip. As I was unloading my gear, I looked downstream and saw what appeared to be a man in a red suit poling up the river.
I ducked out of sight as he approached and watched him push up a small drop…
… and head upstream.
I decided to follow him. Eventually, he pulled off the river where a small group had gathered. Curiosity got the best of me, so I pulled my boat up on to shore and walked over to talk to them. I learned that the man in the red suit was Santa Claus, and the small group that had gather by the river were his elves.
I also learned that much of what I thought I knew about Santa was wrong.
- First, Santa doesn’t live at the North Pole - he lives in Rhode Island.
- Second, Santa doesn’t deliver toys in a sleigh pulled by reindeer - he delivers them in a red canoe that he poles up to the roof tops.
- Third, Santa s favorite drink isn’t hot cocoa – it’s Sailor Jerry. He says that it does a better job of keeping him warm on those cold December nights.
When he was ready to leave, he offered us some Sailor Jerry.
Then he headed off to begin his night’s work.
I know it s amazing, but it s true - pictures don’t lie!
Merry Christmas everyone.