Maybe they don’t really want to sell em
The wife said “You have got too many damn boats you have got to get rid of some of them so I can put my new car in the garage.” Husband says “Ok Ok I will post them up for sale on the Paddling.net classifieds tonight.”
A month or so later the wife says “Any luck selling those kayaks you you were going to get rid of?” Husband: “Nope, I guess nobody wants to buy them.” LOL