jimyaker, showing us your crack
doesn’t imply you will get to see ours 
I tried that line on a young female paddler once and all I got was a smack with her paddle.
Oooh, talking about smack with a paddle… reminds me of that time…
never mind
Gnarlydog
Have to revise my old joke…
Kayaking is the only sport where men wear skirts, need help with their zippers “and compare their cracks.”
:-o
good one!
Thanks for rounding out the quintessential Pnet thread components.
Well, my old Loon had two cracks
and one was about a foot long.
As for the others, I don’t volunteer to be the measurer… I will bring a lighter for the exhaust caused by the beanies. May as well not waste energy!