Broke my Kayak

jimyaker, showing us your crack
doesn’t imply you will get to see ours :slight_smile:

I tried that line on a young female paddler once and all I got was a smack with her paddle.

Oooh, talking about smack with a paddle… reminds me of that time…

never mind :slight_smile:



Gnarlydog

Have to revise my old joke…
Kayaking is the only sport where men wear skirts, need help with their zippers “and compare their cracks.”

:-o

good one!
Thanks for rounding out the quintessential Pnet thread components.

Well, my old Loon had two cracks
and one was about a foot long.



As for the others, I don’t volunteer to be the measurer… I will bring a lighter for the exhaust caused by the beanies. May as well not waste energy!