Do You Name Your Kayak?

Lost verse
We didn’t sink the Bismark

No matter what they say

For when we saw the mighty ship

We sailed the other way



We spent the time in Newport

Our ship was overhauled

Living it up on grapefruit juice

And sickbay alcohol

have a lamp shade named Willy
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Toothy
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Most have names
Nordkapp is The Black Beast

NW Sportee is Superboat

Mariner is Jonas Grumby Maru

Mariner Express is Miruku Maru

Feathercraft Kahuna is Angela

I have not, but a buddy of mine

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gave his kayak a name that I thought was pretty amusing.

Selma (Kayak)

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Manufacturer named them.
I just add a “the” to the name the builders affixed to these wonderful boats when I refer to them.

Columbia
crawler ?

Most of them…
Captain America

The Pink Flash (Thanks to String for naming these two)

Scarlet

Buttercup

Tortuga

Gator bait (no longer in service)

The Fat Red One



The poor canoe just doesn’t get out enough to find it’s name. I probably should sell it.

T

when I read this story I thought of
Chuck ……



http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/01/angel-that-fell-from-the-sky-was-actually-an-inflatable-sex-doll-5852501/

So that’s where Wanda Tibbs
is…

names
I refer to my boat as “mine” and my wife’s as “yours”

Boaty McBoatface
If I didn’t already have an aversion to naming my boat, that just gave me one.

pet rock
how’s it go with Little Boy and Fat Man ?

Seek help.

Kayak Name
My kayak is called the Dottie May, after my mom. She was my hero. My wife’s mother’s name was Dottie May also so it worked out well.

Hellz yeah I name my boats.
I name my kayaks after bad scifi movies or just whatever comes to mind. I also paint shark teeth on the bows.



Slaughterpocalyse- Perception eclipse 17

Sharktopus- Perception eclipse

White Knuckle- Wilderness Systems Capetown 145

El Destino- Pygmy kayak kit boat


my nicknames for my boat
include “backache” and others that really aren’t that sensitive of the boat’s gravity-disadvantaged state.

now that’s pretty cool
A name with real significance is very respectable.

I name mine when I drop it
on my foot.