Ever need a paddle?

Or do those long things with the blades get in the way?

In WW maybe not…
Just sit in the boat and bash everything in sight until you end up body surfing the rocks, yes?

once
when I was up you know what creek.

No, I’ve decided to use the dog.

Paddles? Paddles?
We don’t need no stinkin’ paddles!

Naw
I just take those flip-flop things off my feet and use them on my hands.

post of the day, richard!

Send this ? to a boating magazine
I’ll bet their frustrating stories are better.

Ever need a troll gun?

I’m beginning to need a creek.