I'm not "King of the Sea" though - That would be Neptunus Rex, by whose authority I am recognized on the high seas as a "Trusty Shellback" - which beats a lowly pollywog like yourself (literally in many cases). You won't likely understand that part, but some others here will and may find it amusing.
PS - Beats "Chicken of the Sea", or should I just call you "Chunk Light" for short? Maybe "Solid White"? That one matches your boat better. Could be you new hood name, as in: Yo! Wazzup SOLid Whyyyyyyt!
I need a new paddle Does anybody have a bent feathered, wing, GP with sponsons that would be suitable for my 72" wide SOT that is better than any Brit boat or QCC?
Chunk? (as in chunky?) No fair. Function follows form, they say and I’ll bet your ability on the water comes from being able to roll and float like a beach ball.
Check boxes, auto post Maybe there could be preset threads with the most common reponses for the usually recurring topics so each person wishing to post could just check an appropriate box.
Or maybe better yet regular p.netters could fill in an electronic form (or have previous posts culled from earlier same subject threads) so that posting to new thread of same old topic is automatically posted.
This would provide more time for regular p.netters to eat, sleep, and paddle.
Ok folks, these are good, but the general rules for limericks are that they are supposed to rhyme the 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines, and then the 3rd and 4th should rhyme. Oh, and does anyone know how to put a skeg and sponsons on my feathered GP? Or, do you think a rudder would work better?