For yer P-Net ol' timers

Dem Canadian Lutherans still use Betamax players. (This goes way back).

Well heck, that beats those Missouri Synodders, or, Sin-Oddites, or, er, the ones still using nails, parchment, Wittenberg doors and 95 feces, er, theses. (Except for rewinding, that ever forgotten rewinding.)

Mein Gott, biste noch am Leben? Ich dachte . . .