Fortune cookie

I got some Chinese takeout yesterday, and the little strip of paper in the fortune cookie said:

A couple of extra bucks could be floating in your direction.

Good. I’ll remember to stay off rivers at flood stage, just so as not to get impaled with their antlers or anything.


Are you sure it’s not “dough” floating your way?

Or maybe “MOO-la”. If so, steer clear!


I ran into a buck once and had to push the boat over him. He was very dead and stuck in a flotsam raft under a bridge.