good fruit

My science teacher said Bananas keep the doctor away and apples keep the Dentist away. Looks like it’s fruit on p-net this week.

are good for constipation.

really ???
I never knew that. Thanks.

I found out the hard way. Went on an all-day paddle with a thermos full of steaming hot prune juice, 3 prune sandwiches and a bag of trail mix that was 95% prunes.

It was a bad day.

Sounds more like…
a crappy day…

Paddling with bananas on board
I love bananas but have never successfully kept one from turning brown and mushy while paddling. Apples and oranges are easy to carry. Juice even easier. : ) But bananas … Help?

Bananas and Cheese
are great for slowing down your digestional track, temporarily. Too much and you can really be bound up.

That’s where the prunes come in

No Bananas on boats!!!
How many times to I have to tell you people!?!?!?!?

Not for me
I’m lactose intolerant, so cheese speeds up my digestive tract.

I am sorry to hear that.
Cheese is probably going to kill me.

Have you tried goat or sheep cheese? I heard that the human species has been around goats and sheep much longer than cows and has become much more compatable.

It might be bunk.