ouch,’ like a car crash"
Love his comment that he hasn’t been hit that hard since his mum caught him swearing as a kid.
Testosterone is amazing stuff.
I’m fond of my spine as it is & don’t see a need to be 2" shorter.
I prefer to paddle my kayak, not fall off a cliff while wearing it.
I will admit, he’s got great nerve. Not so sure about his comprehension of gravity though.
His mom must have knocked a few screws loose when his potty mouth got him whacked.
His favorite quote should be: " Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most ! "
I’d pass on the portage as well.