If you are going to use a canoe as a getaway vehicle

you should at least learn how to use one first.

http://paddling.com/learn/burglary-suspect-arrested-after-trying-to-escape-in-a-canoe/?utm_source=paddling.com+subscriber+list&utm_campaign=52d9af2f8f-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2018_08_22&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_f2ead8a079-52d9af2f8f-212702149&mc_cid=52d9af2f8f&mc_eid=23d0b1bbda

LOL!
Yeah, everyone knows when dealing with wind (or rotor wash), you should choose a kayak. :smiley:

Shucks, he forgot his PFD. And maybe a paddle? Such a dunce.