In January 2014, a Bay Area Sea Kayaker member was nearly hit by a freighter at night. He was part of a group that has a regular Thursday night paddle where they go to some beach, make a campfire, eat a lot (and drink a little), and then paddle back in the dark. Regular attendees all go by nicknames. The paddler who wrote the story was in a wooden boat he had built himself.
Long story from author follows:
“Grandpa got run over by a freighter
Paddling home from Red Rock Thursday eve”
-inspired by “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,” Randy Brooks 1979
“Oh merde,” this a loose translation of an expletive heard on the bay
Thursday night.
The Mayor and I are 0.8 miles west of Red Rock returning to Jailhouse. The
time’s 8 PM. We’re paddling on the south side of the Richmond-San Rafael
Bridge just inside the outer fringe of light thrown out by the bridge. We’re
crossing the shipping channel.
Paddling side-by-side in the channel, we’re musing on the invisibility of
freighters and tankers at night, their bow lights no more visible than the
workings of big government. We’re not just musing, mind you, we’re scanning
north and south for the big ships, looking for their tell, shore lights
winking on and off when the big vessels pass between our line of sight and
the shore.
This is how we’ve been able to spot the big guys these last 15 years. But
not tonight. Tonight we don’t see her until she’s 10 seconds away from
T-boning us. We’re able to see her only because she’s just entered the outer
fringe of the bridge’s light fall.
That first brief sighting is our “Oh merde” moment. It could’ve been the
TransAmerica Pyramid towering over us, the sheer shock of what we see
indiscriminate. But it’s not the TransAmerica Pyramid and we don’t waste
time staring.
The Mayor bolts straight ahead, acting on pure survival instinct, hoping to
cross in front of the freighter before he’s T-boned. My survival instinct
kicks in, too, but mine is colored by an overlay of law and order: maritime
protocol says not to cut in front of another boat.
I back-paddle, painting by the numbers, staying within the lines of
protocol. I’m not going to cross in front of that freighter. The Mayor, not
bound by numbers and more of an Expressionist, paddles across those lines
and past the freighter to safety. I do not.
I might’ve made it to safety if I’d continued paddling backwards. Instead, I
try to turn my boat around. My boat’s quick, nimble, maneuverable. But not
quick, nimble, and maneuverable enough to accomplish in 2 seconds what
normally takes 5 seconds. The 15-knot wake from the freighter’s bow hits me
broadside.
Hanging upside down under water, here’s the first thought to pop into my
noggin: airbags are a good invention. The second thought to pop into my
head’s more image than thought: a line of bold Tibetan script, inked dark on
handmade paper. I’d seen both the script and the paper earlier that
afternoon in a Buddhist institute dedicated to Tibetan language and research
in Berkeley. I don’t know how the Tibetan translates, just that its image is
calming, reassuring.
A huge freighter is passing within reach, and I’m feeling calm and peaceful.
Imagine that. I don’t rush to pull my sprayskirt off and swim to the
surface. Walking my fingers around the outside of the coaming, feeling the
texture of the sprayskirt, is pleasing. Sensual. It’s a slow walk my fingers
take. By the time they converge on the release loop at the skirt’s head, my
lungs have had enough Tibetan bliss and are clamoring for air.
On the surface, my lungs happy, I’m a paddle length away from the ship’s
hull, a long unbroken train of metal. Under water, I wondered if the ship
would pull me further down and toward her keel line. She didn’t. On the
surface, I wonder what’ll happen when the stern goes by, what mischief the
turning props have in mind. The stern goes by without mischief. I’m thankful
for that.
The freighter continues on her course, none the wiser of what’s just
transpired, of me bobbing in the cold water, of the Mayor-still in his boat,
untouched by the freighter’s bow wake-paddling to my rescue. Business as
usual.
The Mayor finds me quickly. Business as usual now is to get me back into my
boat. Accomplishing this is a simple rescue technique: the T-rescue.
Position the swamped boat at a right angle to the cockpit of the rescuer’s
boat. Push down on the stern of the swamped boat so its bow goes up onto the
rescuer’s cockpit. Make sure the cockpit of the swamped boat is facing down
so the water runs out. Slither out of the bay into the boat, pump out any
remaining water, paddle home, and Bob’s your uncle. Simple.
No major storms the last 12 months have left Toilet Bowl Beach on Red Rock
firewood-challenged. To compensate, I bring kindling from home. Squeezing
the kindling into the small-volume stern of my 14-foot-long boat requires
releasing air from the stern float bag. An inflated float bag displaces a
volume of water equal to its own volume. A deflated float bag doesn’t
displace any water.
I don’t inflate my stern float bag before leaving Red Rock for Jailhouse. My
bad. Instead of handling a boat only partially filled with water, the Mayor
has to handle a boat overwhelmed by water (to my credit, the float bag in my
bow is fully inflated). A gallon of bay water weighs approximately 8 lbs 6
oz. I don’t know how many gallons, but my swamped boat holds a backache’s
worth.
No matter our efforts, whenever we right the partially drained boat-hull
down, cockpit up-the boat sinks below the water’s surface, an infinity pool
across the cockpit. I attempt to climb in, the boat sinks deeper. And so it
goes.
The water’s cold, barely breaking 50 degrees Fahrenheit. I’ve only been in
15-20 minutes, but I’m starting to fatigue, starting to feel sluggish.
(Without the 10 lbs of insulation I put on over the holidays, I might not
have lasted as long as I did.) My lips a robust blue, we call it quits, call
the Coast Guard on the Mayor’s VHF.
The Coast Guard arrives 10 minutes later, but the Larkspur ferry beats them
to the rescue, plucking me from the bay 5 minutes earlier. Though he doesn’t
need the lift, the Coast Guard hauls the Mayor aboard their vessel along
with my boat, pulled from the bay by three fit crew members.
The crew of both boats treat us graciously and professionally, transporting
us to the Larkspur ferry terminal, staff from the terminal driving us to our
cars at Jailhouse. We can’t sing their praises loud enough.
So . what did I learn from our adventure? Here’re some initial thoughts:
If, like mine, your boat doesn’t have bulkheads separating bow and stern
from cockpit, use float bags and keep them inflated. To add an extra layer
of immersion security, I’m going to experiment using a sea sock to limit the
amount of water my boat takes on.
Carry a VHF marine radio. Calling the Coast Guard on channel 16 cut short
the time the water had hold of me. On future paddles to Red Rock, I plan to
call the port authority on channel 14 to check for ships approaching the
Richmond-San Rafael Bridge, backing that up with channel 13 to contact the
bridge of ships heading our way.
I have an app on my iPhone, Ship Finder, that tracks ships on the bay in
real time. I didn’t use it Thursday. I will on future paddles.
The Mayor and I might have seen the freighter earlier if we had been
paddling closer to the bridge, more light from the bridge illuminating the
bay around us.
From what I experienced up close with the freighter, I think it a rare event
when a large ship actually collides head-on with a kayak, the ship’s bow
wake pushing the kayak aside before the bow strikes it. For close encounters
like mine-2 to 5 feet from the approaching ship’s bow-I’d guess the shorter
the boat, the less likely a collision.
I experienced no sucking vortices at the ship’s bow and stern, wasn’t pulled
under the hull, or chewed up by propeller blades. That was good. I don’t
know if these outcomes are true in all encounters. I do know that I don’t
intend to field test their validity any time soon.
Have a good story prepared before going home and explaining to your family
how you managed to get run over by a freighter.
Stats
Date: Thursday, 9 January 2014.
Distance: Not all the way.
Speed: Shocking.
Time: Passed by in a flash.
Spray factor: Manufactured.
Dessert: Apple slices dipped in melted semi-sweet chocolate.