Kayak for medium, middle-aged, cute guy

Figured I’d join the madness.



After all, the Advice threads on which kayak to buy are staring to read like the Craigslist personals. o_0



(and no, I don’t really want too much advice on what boat to buy… I’ve got my short list narrowed down fairly well:



Etain 17-5

Xplore M

Xcite

Explorer

Romany

Gemini ST (or maybe not, Valley’s been dragging-ass on delivering these boats)




what for?
What are you going to do in that kayak?

re: what?
Oh, I figured I’d pick up chicks.


red metal flake finish then (NM)

That color picks up men.
Yellow to red fade metal flake picks up the chicks.

Oscar-Sierra!
Need to change my order then

Don’t forget…
…to consider a new paddle. I’d skip a bent shaft and get a nice long straight shaft…

That is a nice list. I would be careful

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on that long,straight shaft though.Shoulder injuries can happen.
Winter must be approaching.

That can be avoided…
…by using more hip motion with that straight shaft. I better not continue along these lines or I might just get sent to my corner for a time out:)

TWSS. =]

why?
You obviously have a great deal of experience with shafts of all kinds, and were simply imparting your knowledge.




Apparently, a medium, middle-aged, cute
guy might be an example of a MAMIL.



This acronym for “Middle Aged Man In Lycra” seems to be catching on in the UK. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/sep/11/mamil-middle-aged-men-in-lycra?INTCMP=SRCH



Somehow this seemed relevant.

meh…
I do road-bike sometimes, so guilty as charged, but I really hope the term ‘MAMIL’ doesn’t catch on here in the good ol’ US of A… =<br />

Get a double
Just put a sign on the boat “free rides”.