Just seen on BBC website about a gent attempting to travel from FL to NY in his floating hamster wheel.
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“I will show people anything you want to do, do it,” he told Fox. “Don’t listen to anyone. Chase your dreams.”
Yeah… He’s tried three journeys and been rescued three times.
A real inspiration.
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Slow learner. He should be charged for all rescues after the first.
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So he is trying to match the intellect of his spirit animal?
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Diamonds Are Forever…1971, James Bond opening scene…
Turned to Zorb…
Need to bill him.
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Looks like something Gilligan would have tried.
HEYYY!
Don’t be dissing upon the hamster,
that never wheeled itself into this damp stir,
of a mortal man feeling omnipotent,
to tread cross water like some Jesus rodent,
for pets that abode in a habitrail,
have no desire for trans-oceanic fail,
like machismo mutants spinning their big deal,
at loss to find they’re spun as lost loose wheel.
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Bill him!!!
He’s wasting the Coast Guard time, and costing taxpayers money.
Clown!!!
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You gotta have dreamers…
You know he gets a lot of free drinks when he tells his story… 
How many times did Edison fail before he got a light bulb to work?..
The biggest problem I see with his design is you are always running up hill. I hate running up hill. Who wants to take perfectly flat water and make it an up hill run for 1000 miles. 
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So do people who make such things voluntarily work for “Habitrail for Humanity”?
Usually after they were cut loose from a Hub Furniture store for shop drifting.
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Who? Well, making deals with God, the Devil, or whirling nerdishes inside Robert Fulton’s rejects, Kate might:
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I get a bigger kick out of the replies and haven’t even seen the hamster. Good luck to him, probably thinks the USCG needs a laugh. They can launch two zodiacs and see who get him to the goal, I mean the jail.
Edison was not a clown, seeking attention.
The attention seeker is a clown.
Huge difference; poor comparison.
BOB
Nikola Tesla may have disagreed when Edison was inventing the electric chair to prove how dangerous AC current was.