We recently got a sheet and pillowcase set that has kayaks printed on it. Oddly the kayaks appear to use oars rather than paddles. Maybe they’re just odd-looking rowboats.
The Chinese almost got it right…
My race car sheets have funny looking wheels… 
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I have used a bed sheet for propulsion as a sail plenty of times. Work good between two canoes.
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Hi, Steve,
Maybe what look like oars are these adaptive kayak paddles…
Tom
Artist seeing this thread: “Whoops.”
I read that as “Old kayak propulsion on bed sheets and pillowcases” Figured it would be a pic of an old guy asleep in a PFD
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I had considered that - but given that the hundreds of kayaks on the sheet were all that way - I guessed that was not the case (but it is in realm of possibilty).
…also, the websites that I saw for the adaptive paddles show the (two) paddles in-line with each other (when viewed from above)…
Yeah, that’s a high percentage of adaptive paddlers. Maybe the sheet designers were anticipating a new trend: Using oars with kayaks. Why not, eh? People paddle canoes with double blade paddles. 
People paddle canoes with oars too! Google Ice Canoe Races in Quebec. They also wear crampons
Those Ice Cup racers are crazy.
I’ve considered getting a nice sliding seat rowing frame for my Odyssey. I think it would fly with some lightweight oars.
Tom
Lol. We tried a tandem sit-on-top last year. No matter how we tried we couldn’t get it to go straight, so I thought what if I tried a canoe paddle while he used the kayak paddle. Too darn funny. It didn’t work either, but my daughter and son-in-law had taken the kids to the park where we put in and couldn’t figure out what we were doing. Anyways we sold the tandem and I got my new dagger.
I saw these sheets as well and ordered them right away for my guess room! It will be a test of all future guests.
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My wife likes the pattern but that she’s not happy with the quality/price.
I missed that. Interesting idea! If you do that let me know! We have an Odyssey and …hmmm