It starts by saying everybody knows what condiments are.
“But what about condiMEATS?”
Bwahahaha, they lost me right there. Cuz even though I knew they meant “condi” the first image that popped to mind was “condommeats”. >:)
And as they kept blathering on about the quality of said meats, nuthin’ was going to make me want to eat at Carl Jr.’s after hearing hugely Freudian reference. :s