No
I NEVER joke about Billy-Mays-endorsed products.
Uh uh.
Neither do I…I just notice what’s being touted, change the channel, and refuse to ever buy that product again (if I ever bought it in the first place).
Come to think of it, I do that with all those blah, blah TV “limited time, bonus offers”!
Google…
The word Goped. Just what your looking for, and I bet they make a dry-bag big enough to put it in !!