I don’t expect anyone to read this but, had to get it off my chest. I can accept risky exploration and adventure and even doing so solo. But I wouldn’t stand in line with this guy in a coffee shop much less ever paddle with the likes of him. If you did and anything went wrong, you will be blamed. Nothing seems to be this guy’s fault and it doesn’t sound like he learned any lessons.
I almost stopped reading at “face-offs with bears” but had time to kill. It starts early. “ The Brunton compass was not well designed for nighttime operation. ” If it was not an internally illuminated compass it was never designed for night use at all. One cannot expect to shine a light at a compass and not have glare or difficulty reading it.
Bonine, canned coffee and Red Bull is his chosen elixir for seasickness and fatigue. I may be out of touch, is this what real adventurers do?
He’s a self professed Mr. Commune-with-nature. Drags a chum bag tied to his boat. But don’t worry, he is packing a .45 auto to shoot sharks that might attack him. Outrageous.
He is aware of tidal currents at the bar and knows to come in on the flood. But he can’t manage to check a current table or the actual state of the current to determine if he will make it before ebb. If he got there way too early, why not choose to stand off until next slack when he expected to arrive anyway.
He can’t paddle against 2.5 knots. I’m old with destroyed rotator cuffs, have a small 15’ boat and flail around more than have a stroke but, even I can paddle for at least several hundred feet at 4 knots.
He’s crossing the bar with breaking waves and just this one sneaks up behind him and catches him off guard because it was sort of gradual. “A little countervailing lean of the boat was not going to right the situation this time.” This sounds like someone who doesn’t know what a brace is. I mean at all. I think the average paddler would say their brace failed.
“I didn’t know how to roll a kayak.” Unbelievably Wow! My jaw literally dropped. Solo open ocean paddling, known difficult bar to cross. And from his own description couldn’t even keep the boat upright to even attempt a reentry. And knowing he lacked these skills and knowing the risks of crossing the bar at the wrong time, he went anyway.
Without any real justification, he blames the radio for poor transmission. He doesn’t seem to know how VHF radio waves work, or he may have had it set to one watt, or in his panicked situation he might not have pressed the mic button enough. But immediately blame the radio instead. And make sure everyone knows which model. That’ll show ‘em.
“… were less daunted by the heavy chop than the yachties had been.” Calling someone “yachties” as far as I’ve always known is a pejorative so this statement is unconscionably selfish. Mariners have a duty to assist if it does not put their own boat or crew at risk. At the bar in breaking waves the concern for a broach is very real, dangerous and justified. A cabin cruiser is often a much different type of boat than an ocean capable fishing trawler. They should have been thanked for any attempt rather than labeled daunted yachties.
Allstate staff are jerks because they didn’t immediately reimburse him. He must have been on the phone asap “battling” them because the CG found his boat only a couple days later.
He blames others for not deciphering his articulation of coordinates, noting it would be too much trouble for them. At first I wasn’t sure if it was a sarcasm but he went on at length about. How about if he gave proper coordinates instead? I have a hard enough time writing down coordinates from the CG. I’ve done so listening to actual Maydays. In a panic, they are not easily understood and can be confusing. They rattle off numbers that don’t sound like any uniform convention. There’s no reason to blame the listener.
Couldn’t fix his dry suit because Kokatat was closed. Not directly blaming them but weak excuse and why couldn’t he buy another, take it elsewhere for repairs, repair it himself, not go until it was repaired?
I would have thought the epilogue would have included lessons learned like- learn to roll, master rough water self-assisted rescue, have appropriate functioning gear, carry a PLB, DSC VHF (and remember to register a MMSI) stop dragging a @#&%ۤ chum bag. But not a peep.