http://www.sportboatsale.com/stay_alive_life_jacket_vest.html
Surfing today, and ran across this PFD with all the stuff and then some to STAY ALIVE…
Pretty cool
but looks too long to be a comfortable kayaking vest, and probably a bit bulky in front. The place from the Website, Gulf Coast Boating Center, is a pretty nice store. If you’re ever in the houston area, I recommend checking it out.
Can I
leave the PFD and keep the blonde?
She’s good from far but far from good
lol, nicely done.
you have too much time on your hands. 
Perhaps someday…
…you’ll learn to appreciate older women…
I’m married to an older woman
Five years older to be exact.
Does it float?
You bet I do…
My wife says I have to…
She doesn’t need a PFD…
…to stay afloat…
You are not a SuperTroll, and
this PFD is an over-elaborate piece of baloney. Please do not post this sort of stuff again.