Think Paris will jump ship and switch to the SUP?
The lovely Paris enjoying a beautiful day of paddling.
Where did she find the Lilliputian paddler?
Aha! Paris jumped ship!!
There’s a wee lil’ man riding Paris’ back.
Tis good she’s supported by a burly ole yak.
Now it seems that wee man has gone big and got board.
And Paris always makes her point ridin’ rivers to fjord.
And came right back
Of course she did. Clearly all her attention was on you!