I like that one… new meaning to climbing the ladder of success.
We have some still functioning outhouses around in settled areas. Including three story ones… yes still in use. In Bryant Pond which does have cell service but prides itself by having the last crank phone service that was discontinued 39 years ago. They pride themselves on new is not necessarily better.
Reminds me of what happened to the country singer, Mel Tillis. He was jabbing around in a pit toilet with a stick. A person asked what he was after, and he replied, my coat. The person said you don’t plan to wear it do you! He said heck no, but my sammich is in the pocket.