When they find him they should get him drunk and send him out with the woman in NY (Hudson) that removes drain plugs!
Kind of reminds me of a local story that went for a couple years about this guy:
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51 ways to leave yo lover.
He is a despicable coward.
Bizarre
Had he spent as much energy dealing directly with his home situation than concocting and implementing this elaborate ruse, we would all be better off.
A pretty good example of a toilet for a brain.
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I want to know what is wrong with the sheriff: “And what better a gift to give those kids than to be there for Christmas.”
Was this sheriff not paying attention. Those children are far better off without this despicable loathsome excuse for a parent in their lives. Other than repaying the costs of the search and investigation, everyone benefits if he stays over there.
Missing kayaker in custody.
“Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack,
I went out for a ride and I never went back.
Like a river that don’t know where it’s flowin’
I took a wrong turn and I just kept goin’.”
“Everybody’s gotta hungry heart”
–But what a gob shite.
Last article wasn’t clear. Guilt trip and heartstrings on a guy without a conscious?
Well, guess it saved Interpol and extradition administrative overhead.
He’ll be lucky to not get tarred and feathered by extended family and all the locals he also played.