Apparently Jason’s bad Camp Crystal Lake memories go beyond just counselors.
Saayyy! You think that GFlex stuff will work on kayak instructor Veronica’s midriff? Especially when proper torso rotation is employed?
“> Saayyy! You think that GFlex stuff will work on kayak instructor Veronica’s midriff? Especially when proper torso rotation is employed?”
Well, you heard the joke about the newlywed couple who mistook kayak epoxy for sterile lubricant?
–The kayak sunk.
(ba-dump-bump!
Ah yes, the tie that binds on a wedding night,
when Foxy Epoxy sits by broken night stand light,
brings the newlyweds together with a relentless zeal,
which no man can tear asunder with any sex-a-peel!
(aaaand, again with the relentless floor drum)