Here’s a good one… from Canada
As we age, our priorities change .
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in
very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
“Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So, I tied her up and went canoeing
Ha!
And my wife says I’m not romantic.
Tommy
You could have used the ropes
for bow and stern lines.
Hey, my wife would have said…
“that velvet rope would make a great PAINTER” !!!
Cheers,
JackL
Painters???
Lately I’ve been to tired to paddle after all the work.Maybe I should hire a few young painters to take care of the painting and my wife.