True canoeist

Here’s a good one… from Canada

As we age, our priorities change .

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in

very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

“Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”

So, I tied her up and went canoeing

And my wife says I’m not romantic.


You could have used the ropes
for bow and stern lines.

Hey, my wife would have said…
“that velvet rope would make a great PAINTER” !!!



Lately I’ve been to tired to paddle after all the work.Maybe I should hire a few young painters to take care of the painting and my wife.