WeLL ,DUH!

It’s been a hot summer and I haven’t been as active as I should. I spend a lot of time reading, a lot of it on this cursed device in my hand right now.
A month ago I started having pain in my left hand pinky and ring finger. Went to the Doc and he said to stretch those fingers. It occurred to me that those fingers hold the phone. I got curious and looked it up on the phone. It is a syndrome similar to carpal tunnel. I had surgery for that several years ago. If you have had carpal tunnel, you are more likely to have this.
This is a self inflicted wound which has a cure . Put down the phone and use the hand. So I have.

You got curious and looked it up on the phone only to find out the phone is the problem. Something ironic about that.

Truly

I’ve been trying to come up with a witty cute reply about your hand that won’t get me banned.
I’ll keep working on it…

I suspect we’re too old for those.

@grayhawk said:
I’ve been trying to come up with a witty cute reply about your hand that won’t get me banned.
I’ll keep working on it…
I’ll take a stab at it.

@string said:
I suspect we’re too old for those.
Excessive cell phone use can make you horny.
https://nypost.com/2019/06/20/young-people-are-growing-horns-from-cellphone-use-study/

Depends on the site.