Need help ASAP

http://www.mainepumpkinfest.com/

Two tall corn stalks tied together ?

I used to know but have forgotten the equation now. I do remember it had to do with the distance from your elbow to your S5 vertebra, then some fraction thereof combined with a ratio of the pumpkin’s diameter multiplied by π.

As I recall, it was called the Pumpkin Pie theorem, but I can’t find the correct reference when I Google it. I think it predates the Internet era.

Is it a Pumpkin GP, Euro, or wing?

Ask Cinderella; she can coach you on pumpkins.

2" x 4" x 8’

A stud paddling a pumpkin.