That’s disgusting (IMHO)!
“Life is too short to own an ugly boat.” I don’t know who said that first, but it wasn’t me.
If I was going in that direction, I’d rather have an XL Tripper with a little outboard or a smaller Tripper with a trolling motor or just about any other small boat.
That thing will spook more fish, not
to mention other anglers in the vicinity. Another reason for NMZ’s. 
kayak mate with jetski
bad kayak! bad!