Why O Why Whether Weather and Wether

Call it global
warming trend
as climactic change
chills us to end
or sweater out
or t-shirt off
wear out our scoffs

and thus intemperate
is my temper
thermometer swings
like Otto Klemperer
moving death march
of his baton
as il fait froid
chaud carrys on

so why then bother
as pressure drops
in new obstetrics
say Baby! Baby!
Ably deliver
raised hurried Cane
uprising river

then what crops up
dies in a drought
where polar bears
will ride ice out
and game ole earth
froze in dodge sick
takes one last hit
meteor lodged…ic!