That sounds like it would mostly be on your shirt.
That one is greatness. I don’t get to Memphis as much as I used to, but I always make time to get to BB Kings. I’m not allowed to deep fry at home any more (long story) or I would make them myself.
Easy, toast the bread first. Everything else is superfluous after you’ve done that.
Then the jelly doesn’t ooz through the bread like a bandaid.
If wanted jelly on my hands I wouldn’t bother using a knife.
You use a knife?
Ah so you’re one of those people who spreads their peanut butter and/or jelly with their hands, I assumed your kind was just a myth.
I don’t eat peanut butter and jelly samiches.
Ahhhh, yes, you can improve on your PB&J! First, get rid of the Jiff. Buy Skippy! That is all!
And substitute fruit jelly for Spam jelly.
Maybe I should have written this instead: It all comes out the same anyway!