Paddlers are not vegatarian
Paddlers are meat, not vegatarian fare
Actually,
I know a scarecrow who can paddle his straw ass off. No actual meat on them bones, don’t ya know.
Yeah -
Let’s lay off people who don’t eat meat, and dogpile on those sanctimonious snots who don’t drink. 
As Frank Sinatra said, “We feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when you wake up in the morning, that’s the best you’re going to feel all day.”
AH HAAAA!!!
Conniving, slave trading, kidnapping vegan/vegetarians! You are now unmasked in your ruthless child trading network:
http://www.internationalherbs.net/products.php
Baby lettuce indeed! Extruded carrots, huh? Just another ruse to enable this merciless slave trading network.
Augustus Dogmatycus
Try Milk Man.
I’ve tried almost all the powdered milks and it is hands down the best. Since I dont’ have kids at home anymore, and milk frequently goes bad in my refrigerator, I’ve started using Milk Man almost exclusively for things like mashed potatoes or mac and cheese.