Want Some Horrible Advice?

The local lake I bring my wife to has water that is on average 5 or 6 feet deep and no deeper than 10 or so. We would never be out without life jackets because we are massive wimps. Lake Michigan seems horrifying to me. It’s like being on an ocean. Good thing you made it out, but I’m sure you never forgot to wear them again.

Story line #1 entitled “Hold My Beer…”