Humorous Craigslist Ads

Do they come in left or right models?

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HAH! Gosh, if it drops to $25 I’d almost be tempted to see just how a canoe that shape feels on the water…

That is a very repairable canoe. I’ve fixed way worse. It’s basically only the gunwales…and a few dents. Just needs holding with a chain fall and use a press. Then tighten the rivets.

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As Lurch from the Addams Family would say . . .

That aluminum looks a little work-hardened to me, but you make a good point roym. What is scrap value for aluminum at today’s prices.

Scrap value: $45. You only risk $30 investment.

I have a friend who picked up a trashed aluminum canoe. Hammered it back to shape and …

paddled it for 25 years.

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Makes sense. Like I say. Worse case, ypu lose $30.

Craigslist doesn’t hold a monopoly on humorous ads:
Facebook Market Place - Fiberglass Canoe - $120

Did the flowers die?

This is free, but I have a hard time imagining anyone would want it even for free.

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Best offer. Comes with everything.

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For Sale: Kayak-shaped storage bin, and it’s anchored to the lawn so it can’t float away!

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Cockpit lacks outfitting.

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It should float but not very quickly.

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Wow. Wow. WOW! I bet it could mount a pair of 4 pounders. I saw a pirate ship on a local public playground; wonder if IT floats?

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Here is an idea for those DIY type folks… that have a couple of extra kayaks laying around.

TWIN KAYAK CATAMARAN - boats - by owner - marine sale (craigslist.org)

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Original design modeled after a Lego kayak.

I had the same thought.

A real steal.

This looks vaguely like a kayak-shaped coffin.

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